Quantum of Solace (2008)

@earfulof Jul 5, 2021
Continuing the tour of 2008, Quantum of Solace; let's learn who this James Bond guy is! πβοΈπΈπ§
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@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Hi, I'm Hervey, and I'll be commenting; I hope I enjoy this more than the first two in the 2008 tour #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Hi, I'm Alan, and I'll be commenting. I have fond memories and high hopes with regard to 2008's Quantum of Solace. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I've never seen it #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
The menu screen is nicely minimalist. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
We were debugging some twitter API technical issues, finally starting the film #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
This is a really omnious Columbia opening screen #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Opening car chase! Love it. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Driving looks dangerous, don't recommend it #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Unrealistic level of Aston Martin off-roading competence, but I'm here for it. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I like that we entered a quarry, or an archaeological site or something
#qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I feel like 2008 was peak "film an action scene by rapidly cutting at close proximity, so you can't really can't track what's happening"; let's see if that happens here #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Beautiful opening sequence shot inside the United Continental logo. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Opening credits, I like how Judi Dench's credit pops up at the exact same moment as the mostly-nude sexy sphinx lady pops out of the sand; makes it look like that's her character #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Bond dipping into some nice whiskey neat in a rocks glass. #BondDrinks #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
James Bond is drinking on the job and stealing photos, don't trust this guy #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
If I were the mole in MI6, I would have first sucker-shot either Bond or M instead of the unnamed, unimportant other agent #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Maybe MI6 mole is a triple agent. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Balconies and buses saving Bond's life; imagine how helpless he'd be in a world of large suburban setbacks #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Gotta start the movie off strong with 15 minutes of action sequences to get people invested in the characters. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
We're now in London; we've apparently learned this from seeing "London" etched into asphalt
Seems useful #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Good walk-and-talks in MI6 HQ. Love it. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
This smart-desk has incredible currency integration #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Bond has entered a run-down Haitian hotel, with outdoor typography of a trendy late-aughts style #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Another action sequence #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
"I don't have any friends." #ClassicBondQuotes #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
For a guy who's constantly being assaulted by strangers, Bond is also very trusting; all it takes to get him to enter your car is to demand "Get in" #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I can't really track anything here, but it's pretty great; it's a version of our world in which literally everybody is randomly murdering everybody at all times #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
You should use a cool portable Sony Vaio portable monitor to better keep track of Bond's antics. #MI6ProTips #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
If this woman had just properly booby-trapped the passenger seat of her car, she could have very easily killed James Bond #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Universal Exports is such a great shell company. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I can't really understand anything that's happening, it's not helping that I can only understand 40% of what's being said through all the various accents #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Damn, a coup in Bolivia, hard to believe anything so far-fetched #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Motorcycle -> fishing boat -> motor boat. Bond always finds a way. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
That's what I call multi-modal mobility #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
These inflatable boats are no match for a nice wooden boat. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Is there a story occurring? Feels more like a tech demo than anything
I'm not complaining, keeping antic nonsense going at a constant rate is a pretty good basis for a movie #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
The important thing to understand about this movie is not the story of this movie. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
This Greene guy (villain) is buying up land
I knew it, another georgist parable #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
America making a smashing entrance into the world of the film. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
America's national interests are the world's interests; after all, we can't have "some marxist giving natural resources to its peoples" #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I love how we're seeing the *sleekest*, most *elegant* flip phone being thrown around #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
A performance of Puccini's Tosca! #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I hope Bond refrains some killing too many people, so as to allow people to enjoy this performance #qos21 #bravo
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Yesssss Bond is jacked into EvilNet. He can hear everything. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I'm somewhat baffled by this staging of Tosca; "gigantic tilting blue circle" doesn't really match my mental image of its setting #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Also, him noticing the special bag, stealing it, and assuming their identity is the most HITMAN thing. Love it. #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Incredible resolution on this smartphone camera. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Tosca is about eyeballs #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
M is such a micro-manager, she's chewing out Bond for every little thing he does #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Quantum of Solace is completely baffling except for all the georgist/American imperialism stuff; outside of this, it's essentially a big music video in which Bond slaughters many dozens of people #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Can we appreciate what an absolutely massive showing of Tosca that was? #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Bond's private jet card got cut off. It's all up to him and his wily charm from here on out. #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
White wine in Italy. #BondDrinks #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Possibly Spain. #PossibleSpain #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
This movie really demands that you recognize characters and storylines from "Casino Royale"; really straining to remember these people from my screening 15 years ago #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
The Virgin Atlantic airplane bar! So well-stocked. 6x Vespers. #BondDrinks #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Drinking six Vespers sounds like absolute hell. I can barely drink one without feeling terrible. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
This jet seems really luxurious and wasteful, but if MI6 prevents the privatization of natural resources, it will more than pay for itself #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Yesssss, Bond goes for the hotel upgrade. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I thought Daniel Craig was supposed to be a gritter, tougher Bond; don't really get his "I must be pampered" hotel snob side #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Wow, DJ spinning vinyl at the Greene Planet party. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Bond's new co-worker only has one name #mononame #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Damn, this Greene guy has good, common sense ideas about water reform #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Mathieu Amalric is so good at playing a businessman, just kinda awkwardly hanging his head and having his eyes always bugging out; he'd do really well in Silicon Valley #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I don't think there's any cause for a cop to pull out his gun on a routine traffic stop, just because there's a body in the trunk, this is needless escalation #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I get the impression that we're really supposed to care about Giancarlo Giannini's character; I probably would have had more of an emotional reaction to his death if I remembered who he is #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Bond acquired an airplane from a guy who appears to be a fat Bolivian Indiana Jones #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Bond is well on his way to commandeering at least one of each type of transportation method. #BringOnTheTrain #TrainIsNextUp #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Action sequence #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Damn, close call #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Beautiful action sequence. It did what it had to in order to move the plot along and nothing more. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
All these action sequences are difficult to follow, incoherently edited, and have absolutely no stakes... but they're still pretty pleasant; just zone out and watch planes go around for a while #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Bond the amateur geologist. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I'm learning so much about hydrology #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
The magic of film is letting us see two Bonds and two Camilles on screen at the same time, it's remarkable #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Bond is just misunderstood. #LetBondBeBond #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
There was an oil spill, localized entirely to James Bond's hotel room bed; damn #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
A low-stakes stunt like Bond hopping over a railing and balancing on the edge of an atrium plays so much better than a big, intricate fight sequence #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Cervecita de Bond. #BondDrinks #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Beautiful monitor lizard, hope to see more of this guy #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Perla de las Dunas. My favorite eco-resort. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
The Pearl of the Dunes hotel has a strong prison vibe #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
This looks like a scene from Dune #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
The dollar isn't what it once was. So true. #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Enjoying the stylish neck brace on Dominic's lackie. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Dominic's goon's haircut takes me back to 2008, when everybody had weird monk-inspired bowl cuts #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Fuel cells, baby! #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I like Bond yelling "you and I have a mutual friend" at a guy at the exact moment he shoots him in the head; he's not going to hear you, dude #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Fuel cell explosions constantly adding some very unnecessarily raised stakes. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
The ventilation system must be remarkable in this hotel, for everybody not to have gotten smoke inhalation by now #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
When escaping from a burning/exploding building, it's important to balance the bad explosions with good explosions #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Just hours ago Dominic was on top of the world. How did it all come crumbling down so quickly? #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
We got freight rail #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Bond has uncovered the *real* global villains: Canadians #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
Bond has left someone alive! #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
So was most of this movie Bond getting distracted from his central revenge fantasy, to do a side quest? (helping a woman avenge her father's death)
It helped Bond stop killing everybody, what a story of growth #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
Really confusing movie, but not unpleasant #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
It's a pleasantly confusing movie. #qos21
@bufordsharkley Jul 5, 2021
I really feel that it checks a lot of boxes for an Earful movie (kinda stupid, chaotic, constantly doing different stuff), but the main problem is that there's way too much Bond mythos, that's not Earful at all #notearful #qos21
@AlanJoyce Jul 5, 2021
It could be more 'of the time' and less 'of the Bond' but it sure would be fun to dissect all the little details, and spend a good amount of time analyzing that Tosca performance. #semiearful #qos21